#programmer_humor

@fossilesque@mander.xyz

A lazy cat in human skin, an eldritch being borne of the '90s. Alts: @fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com Bots: @SciBot@mander.xyz

mander.xyz

fossilesque

@fossilesque@mander.xyz

A lazy cat in human skin, an eldritch being borne of the '90s. Alts: @fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com Bots: @SciBot@mander.xyz

mander.xyz

@fossilesque@mander.xyz in programmer_humor · 1d ago

Robobert?

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calango

@calango@programming.dev

i use arch btw

programming.dev

calango

@calango@programming.dev

i use arch btw

programming.dev

@calango@programming.dev in programmer_humor · Mar 15, 2026

I'm watching you

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bdjegifjdvw

@bdjegifjdvw@lemmy.world

lemmy.world

bdjegifjdvw

@bdjegifjdvw@lemmy.world

lemmy.world

@bdjegifjdvw@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Mar 13, 2026

I love password based login

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∃∀λ

@eah@programming.dev

programming.dev

∃∀λ

@eah@programming.dev

programming.dev

@eah@programming.dev in programmer_humor · Mar 13, 2026

Ageless Linux - Software for Humans of Indeterminate Age

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FoxtrotDeltaTango

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works

sh.itjust.works

FoxtrotDeltaTango

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works

sh.itjust.works

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · Mar 12, 2026

Go on...

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/16562509

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FoxtrotDeltaTango

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works

sh.itjust.works

FoxtrotDeltaTango

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works

sh.itjust.works

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · Mar 12, 2026

That's the feeling.

cross-posted from: lemmy.zip/post/60566856

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dhruv3006

@dhruv3006@lemmy.world

lemmy.world

dhruv3006

@dhruv3006@lemmy.world

lemmy.world

@dhruv3006@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Mar 11, 2026

Amazon AI

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Pastel

@NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz

my mastodon: @NoFood4u@wetdry.world

sopuli.xyz

Pastel

@NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz

my mastodon: @NoFood4u@wetdry.world

sopuli.xyz

@NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz in programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026

Alright nerds, who can guess what this RegEx matches?

(?i)\b((?:(?:[a-z][\w-]+:)?(?:/{1,3}|[a-z0-9%])|www\d{0,3}[.]|[a-z0-9.-]+[.][a-z]{2,4}/)(?:[^\s()<>]+|(([^\s()<>]+|(([^\s()<>]+)))))+(?:(([^\s()<>]+|(([^\s()<>]+))))|[^\s`!()[]{};:'".,<>?«»“”‘’]))

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irelephant [he/him]

@irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Failing optimist, can code poorly. Ⓐ 🇵🇸 Saoirse don Phalastín! 🇵🇸 Previously @irelephant@lemm.ee.

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irelephant [he/him]

@irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Failing optimist, can code poorly. Ⓐ 🇵🇸 Saoirse don Phalastín! 🇵🇸 Previously @irelephant@lemm.ee.

lemmy.dbzer0.com

@irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com in programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026

` ` ` `

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calango

@calango@programming.dev

i use arch btw

programming.dev

calango

@calango@programming.dev

i use arch btw

programming.dev

@calango@programming.dev in programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026

Thanks for asking...

I use arch btw

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Hofmaimaier

@NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org

Ballpoint pen.

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Hofmaimaier

@NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org

Ballpoint pen.

feddit.org

@NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org in programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026

Sam is it you?

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nikolasdimi

@nikolasdimi@lemmy.world

lemmy.world

nikolasdimi

@nikolasdimi@lemmy.world

lemmy.world

@nikolasdimi@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026

Promoting your API tool - Guide for founders on Reddit

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cm0002

@cm0002@lemmings.world

If you’re wondering why I’m crossposting .ml content or for an account listing of accounts used for it, please see the bottom of this megathread

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cm0002

@cm0002@lemmings.world

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@cm0002@lemmings.world in programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026

Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills

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cm0002

@cm0002@libretechni.ca

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cm0002

@cm0002@libretechni.ca

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libretechni.ca

@cm0002@libretechni.ca in programmer_humor · Mar 10, 2026

The Gervais Principle, Or The Office According to “The Office”

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cm0002

@cm0002@lemmings.world

If you’re wondering why I’m crossposting .ml content or for an account listing of accounts used for it, please see the bottom of this megathread

lemmings.world

cm0002

@cm0002@lemmings.world

If you’re wondering why I’m crossposting .ml content or for an account listing of accounts used for it, please see the bottom of this megathread

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@cm0002@lemmings.world in programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026

Literally

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Viking_Hippie__dup_9105

@Viking_Hippie__dup_9105@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Viking_Hippie__dup_9105

@Viking_Hippie__dup_9105@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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@Viking_Hippie__dup_9105@lemmy.dbzer0.com in programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026

You never know if you're gonna need one some day

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cm0002

@cm0002@libretechni.ca

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libretechni.ca

cm0002

@cm0002@libretechni.ca

If you’re wondering why I’m crossposting .ml content or for an account listing of accounts used for it, please see the bottom of this megathread

libretechni.ca

@cm0002@libretechni.ca in programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026

Getting rejected

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FoxtrotDeltaTango

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works

sh.itjust.works

FoxtrotDeltaTango

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works

sh.itjust.works

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works in programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026

IBM 1979 variant

cross-posted from: lemmy.today/post/48987363

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FoxtrotDeltaTango

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip

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FoxtrotDeltaTango

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip

lemmy.zip

@FoxtrotDeltaTango@lemmy.zip in programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026

We live in the future!

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/9525207

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nikolasdimi

@nikolasdimi@lemmy.world

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nikolasdimi

@nikolasdimi@lemmy.world

lemmy.world

@nikolasdimi@lemmy.world in programmer_humor · Mar 09, 2026

Modern API tools

this is the first meme I have ever made (yes I am that old) - so be gentle :) what does being modern mean to you?

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#programmer_humor

Robobert?

I'm watching you

I love password based login

Ageless Linux - Software for Humans of Indeterminate Age

Go on...

That's the feeling.

Amazon AI

Alright nerds, who can guess what this RegEx matches?

` ` ` `

Thanks for asking...

Sam is it you?

Promoting your API tool - Guide for founders on Reddit

Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills

The Gervais Principle, Or The Office According to “The Office”

Literally

You never know if you're gonna need one some day

Getting rejected

IBM 1979 variant

We live in the future!

Modern API tools

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