dick flattening enthusiast

Tens of thousands of men in their 20s, all around the world, are coming across a post on their preferred scrollslop platform stating that the guy who owned OnlyFans just died.

"Of course!!!" they exclaim a moment later, scrolling over another post saying "he was jewish"

"OF COOOURSE!!!!!" they all yell again as some other person states that he was huge donator to the jewish lobby.

>Whitlock's 4chan account, deactivated last month

Are you fucking kidding me lmao, finally an unintentional gem from the BBC

I've watched a few documentaries on jewish history now and its remarkable how they always end with "and by sticking together with strong community bonds, the jewish people have survived and thrived despite enormous adversity"

Yeah nigga you mean like the kind of ethnic bonds you literally outlaw for me right

People just believe this delusional bullshit while they goon to gommunist turkdaddy and then try to act like they're better than literal Q boomers

>witch

Its honestly a fucking joke how bad streaming services have become. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING about them that once offered me some kind of convenience over just pirating shit is now a huge source of frustration or just so anti-consumer in practice that i can't abide the bullshit.

I wouldn't actually give a shit if it weren't for the fact that zoomers and boomers now share the same kind of technical illiteracy with anything that doesn't exist on a Meta-owned platform or operate inside of a proprietary app, meaning i am personally forced to engage with things like Slopazon Prime against my will just to keep the peace.

Pure unadulterated fear

Schrödinger's Strait: Its both open and lacking enough allies to open it, but you dont know which one it is until you run an uninsurable oil tanker through it.

We all knew it was coming, but now that the Iron Dome seems to be getting pretty close to exhaustion and residential areas in Israel are taking hits, the usual suspects are now out there on social media squealing about how this is a war crime, its terrorism, its evil, its a fresh holocaust, oh gawwwd.

As much as i hate to credit retarded faggot communists with anything good, two and a half years of concentrated pro-palestine activism since October 7 has finally paid dividends, because a common normie response to some israeli account crying about blown up houses is "uhhh didnt you guys totally flatten the gaza strip?"

Very publicly thumping right wingers over the head with accusations of being sad or mentally ill when they call attention to jewish political power has worked for the last 10 years or so when it all seemed like nebulous finger-pointing to the casual observer, but it kinda sorta maybe isnt a very effective tactic when even normies are now saying "i'm not fucking dying for israel, bro".

Just when I was about to start complaining that I'm getting bored with Iran and I'm ready to consoom next geopolitical goytheatre something really funny happened.

>sir, with advancements in AI we have finally developed facial recognition technology that can tell black people and gorillas apart
>wonderful, has it improved our racial metrics?
>ummmmmm well gorilla crime is down